what an insomniac wants

3. If it's alright with you, big, dark-chocolate-brown eyes of mine that I have grown up with, I'd like for you to close so I can go to sleep now. I have to awaken in an hour and nine minutes, and I have class in three hours and nine minutes, and I'd like to at least be partially awake to take notes. Thanks. :]

what a still-very-convinced "ex"-soulmate wants

2. I should very much like for you to read the thoughtful, charming, yet still elegantly composed note that I just sent you, and for you to be struck with a deep sense of longing in your state of lacking of such wit and prose in your life and promptly return to me with very little damage from transit.

what a nerd wants

1. I want a boy who will ask for my screenname instead of my number.